From Beatdown pal VarQ:

I was going to the kitchen area to nuke some lunch today. What do I find, both microwaves are being used. Ok. That's ok. Well, I look around and I see only one other person in the area. I'm thinking to myself, no he didn't. Well, yes he did. The tard decided he needed to use both microwaves at the same time. And to make things even better, this kid is an intern. I really wanted to put his intern sized hide in the microwave and hit nuke for 10 minutes, then put it in the other one for another 3:30.

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