Monday, July 16, 2007

As stolen from last week's episode of Last Comic Standing, if you're the pedestrian who, when crossing in front of me as I wait in my car by a crosswalk, you give the intense stare with the outstretched universal hand gesture for "stop", the variation of "talk to the hand 'cause the face don't understand," you deserve to have your ass run over and you body dragged until 14% of it is no longer present.

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Stop in the Crosswalk