Yes, my dear, I DO realize that you and your two bubble-butted friends are all basking in the joy of new motherhood, but must you do so pushing 3 side-by-side strollers coming at me on the trail? Is it too much to ask for you to shut your pie-hole and move over so I can get by? The trail is clearly marked with a divider to indicate directions, and my skates really don't work so well on dirt. Please? Or should I run your carcass over? Because I'd REALLY like to...after my polite "excuse me" was dismissed because you couldn't be bothered.