From pal of the beatdown C:

I drink a lot of water during the day. So, that means I use the restroom many times during the day. Well, I go to the men’s room, walk to the urinals to find the tall person urinal occupied. I step over to the small person urinal to look down and find a nice big sticky urine spot. How can a person manage to miss a urinal in such excess and not realize it? You’d think the sound of liquid hitting the floor would be the first give away and the odd moist sensation in your shoes would be the second. I need to straddle the damn spot so I’m not stepping in it. I’d love to go around to all the guys on my floor to see who has the wet shoes, bring them back to the bathroom and bang their head into the urine soaked floor.