Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Today we have a new variation of the idiot driver. I'm cut off in traffic by this numbnut in a minivan (again not changing my opinion that all minivan drivers are challenged in a multitude of ways). As I pull up next to this moron at the stoplight, he doesn't do the "just look forward, just look forward" that most people do when they realize they have been a-holes. He looks at me, smiles, and give me an enthusiastic two-thumbs-up. I could have reached through both my side window and his side window and squeezed the life out of him. Anyone that gives me the thumbs-up like that while driving like he's on a road of bananas deserves to have his thumbs cut off and forcibly placed into his eye sockets.