Courtesy of VarQ:

I was talking w/ my friend today. He had gone to Krispy Kreme on Friday to pick up some donuts. He pulls up to the drive up window,

Friend:

I’d like one dozen original glazed donuts please.

Speaker Lady:

uh… I’m sorry we are out of donuts.

Friend:

What, did you say you are out of donuts?

Speaker Lady:

Yes

Friend:

How does Krispy Kreme, a donut store, run out of the ONE THING they have to sell?

Speaker Lady:

Well, we miscalculated the amount we were sending out and we boxed up too many for the delivery trucks.

Friend:

So you don’t have any?

Speaker Lady:

Well we have jelly filled ones.

Friend:

But no classic glazed?

Speaker Lady:

No, not until later today.

Friend:

Um, ok. Thanks anyways.

For running out of the ONE THING you need to make Krispy Kreme definitely deserves a beatdown.