Submitted to me by LW, with additions inspired by JG: This thump to the skull goes out to the genius who designed a bathroom, allegedly for grown adults, that has urinals installed at just above ankle height. I, being the rather lengthy fellow that I am, wish upon a star to swiftly nuzzle that person's juggular with my warm, wet shoe. To add insult to injury, the blue puck splash-back produces a nice permanent stain on the shins of my pants, creating a real puzzled look by others around the office when they see me come by in my tan Dockers with the "blueberry sprinkles."