I love my wife, but sometimes she just evil. :-) Last night we're in bed, and she turns to me and says "here, feel these." Being the virile and imaginative man I am, I figure that we're about to be startin' a little sumthin-sumthin. As I lean in, however, she proceeds to place the coldest feet any live human has ever posessed against the side of my warm leg. I shot seven feet straight up in the air. EVIL. Wifey deserves the proverbial beat down, with a blast of outdoor winter water to boot.