Submitted by Zed: If you allow me to stand in line with several hundred other people in the deep Minnesota cold, when you KNOW there's only going to be 48 XBOXes at the store for sale, you deserve to have your windows broken out in your bedroom for the rest of the winter. Then, when the robber comes in and kicks your frozen ass in the middle of the night, I want you to think of me standing in line for hours only to be turned away empty handed. I understand shortages, I just don't understand you silently laughing at me waiting.