The "early bird" garage sale shopper: Recently The Jeff was telling me about a garage sale he and his wife had recently, to get rid of all that extra stuff that one acquires over time. On their opening day, the signs clearly read that the sale would being at 8:00 a.m. Of course, there were things that needed to be done at the last minute, so The Jeff and his wife were working on the setup of the sale up until this time. At 7:30 there were already people at the house waiting for them to open the sale, and when they opened the door prior to the 8:00 a.m. to get the last things set up, several people came up and started rummaging through their things, EVEN before they had the stuff set up. How utterly rude! These pitiful monkeys could not wait until the alotted time before beginning their quest, and deserve an electric cattle prod to herd them back to their cars.