Friday, July 01, 2005

I have a bunch of magazine subscriptions. A recent trend by some of these magazines is to attach an additional ad sheet with some sort of "booger glue" on the front or back of the magazine, which I respond to by mentally boycotting the advertiser and pulling off the magazine and throwing into the trash. I want the magazine publishers to stop this activity immediately, or I will be forced to collect all the booger glue I can and force feed it into any available orafice on the marketing guru who felt this would somehow be an astude method of harassment. I refuse to be marketed to this way, and you, Mr. Madison Avenue Witless Bastard, deserve a beatdown.

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