Movie Theater Beatdown #2: It's fairly obvious to do a beatdown for someone not shutting off their cellphone during a movie. There's nice comical commercials to remind you to do so, and I've even done the "oh, yeah" when seeing those and turning to shut my ringer off. The subject of this beatdown is different though. If you are at a theater and have no freaking idea how to shut your ringer off as I overheard recently at the theater, you don't deserve the cellphone. You deserve a beatdown, you dumbbell. I'm wondering if you lose continence when walking, too?