Another gem (a REAL gem) from JQ:

If you're a manager in a company, and you get to go on a "management retreat" with the other pointy-haired bosses in the company, all-expenses-paid in a luxury resort that would cost me $550 for a weekend... word of advice. Don't come back and call an all-hands just to show us happy snaps of the great time you had, looking at the scenery and feeding the birds. It tends to inspire a tad of hostility and grumbling among the troops, and the thought of inserting whiteboard markers in your orifices.