Sunday, July 01, 2007

If you eat sticky-sugary Starburst Fruit Chews candy and the general stickiness causes your mouth stress, maybe you should stop eating the candy rather than suing the manufacturer. "Permanent personal injuries" aside, this could have happened with other foods to the poor woman. Suing the candy maker for this is just being a gold digger, and you know what we do around here with gold diggers. We whack them with the golden shovel.

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