I wish upon people a beatdown, but not death. Unfortunately, this guy paid the ultimate price for his stupidity. He decided to urinate out the side of the train. While it was running. At 70 MPH.

The driver was found dead with his trousers open by the side of tracks several hundred metres away from the train, and police now say that it appears he fell out of the locomotive after he opened a door to relieve himself from the train.