Moron of the moment: a New York senator wants to ban iPod and cell phone use in crosswalks. Yep, we'll all get a $100 fine if we walk across a crosswalk with our electronics, where cars are legally supposed to stop for us, if this dingus gets the law through. Puhleeze. I'd like to smack him down with an old Motorola brick phone. You know, for poetic justice.