Ah, cleverness. Today wifey and I are standing in the checkout line of yon home improvement store. There is a woman in front of me holding nothing. She's quiet, and I assume she is with the women in front of her who has a cart full o'crap. The line next to us moves forward, and she darts over to that line and stands next to the guy who is getting his stuff checked out. Suddenly it dawns on me wassup here--the couple is splitting up and standing in each line, and if one moves faster the other person will change lines. Brilliant, and worthy of me hauling both their asses out behind the 'Depot and plunging them with my new toilet de-stuck-er.