If you try to shoplift a guitar, you deserve to have the fiddle played against your spine. I'm thinking "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," except de-tuned by a half-step. Just to, you know, drive you insane.
Beat down, verbal abuse, or simply public humiliation is necessary for some of the blatant acts of stupidity one witnesses every day. Here I attempt to document such stupidity in its natural state.