Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Being that I'm a reluctant road warrior (signed up for network manager job, got a traveling integration consultant job), stories about traveling and airplanes will be more frequent from me. However, I'm glad I wasn't part of this fiasco. Apparently a plane had an emergency landing due to fear of a terrorist attack on its way to Dallas. Why? Because a passenger was flatulating and tried to remove the order by burning matches. Yup, the matches freaked out other passengers. If you pass gas on an airplane, then try to cover it up by burning it, you deserve nine cold-handed slaps across your face.