Maybe as a beatdown this is weaksauce, but it's worth mentioning anyway because it's just so...odd?

Here we have a lovely generic print in a frame as sold by Linens in Things. Beauty of course in the eye of the beholder. Note the size of this thing on the wall:


Okay, the print is 27" X 39", and with the frame it's a tad bigger. Here we have the anti-shoplifting (!?!!?) sticker on it:



This leaves me just bewildered. I don't think even Andre the Giant (were he still alive), could just slip this thing under his coat and walk out the door with it. What the heck!?