Monday, June 19, 2006


Telemarketers suck. We all know that--it's an obvious beatdown. But they like to run wardialers (automated programs that call sequential numbers) looking for another sucker to buy siding, a magazine subscription or travel insurance. Occasionally, these guys will call the governor's doomsday hotline in this endeavor. I think all telemarketers should but put together into a large pen, shot individually with a large caliber handgun, tarred, feathered, hung in effigy, burned, and their ashes spread across sewage treatment facility lagoons. But that's just me.