Friday, June 16, 2006

Here's the scenario: Traffic in 2 lanes, I'm in the right lane which is totally crammed. The left lane is wide open, because everyone in the right lane is working their way to an on-ramp for the freeway. Some high school puke in a pair of subwoofers with a car attached to it pulls up to my rear bumper, then switches into the left lane. He gets about 20 feet up then looks back at me, signalling to get back into the right lane. Uh, no. I don't think so Chachi. I think you should probably drive down, make a U-turn (not a u-tard turn either, doofus), then head to da back of tha line, boyeeeee. Sneak in front of me? I don't believe so. I'll bring the crew and bust you, punk.