Web site plug: Acts of Gord. Gord was blogging before there were blogs, and Gord's site is a collection of stories that could only be told by someone who runs a video game store. Gord has less patience than I for the stupid, and his stories will have you falling off your chair laughing. If you enjoy any of the garbage I spew forth on this site, take the time and spend some time on his site. It seemed to drop off from updates some time ago, but it's still fantastic. Gord is my hero.