Thursday, April 13, 2006

I don't blame musical artists too much when they whore out their old songs for television commercials (can't ignore tha dollars, boyeee), but really they should draw some lines. Case in point, EMF's 1989 song "Unbelievable" has been given the prison treatment by some marketing jackass at Kraft foods for their new cheese "Crumbables" product. They've done some lame word substitations, and now the song is, I kid you not "Crumbelievable." I want to kick out the TV when this comes on (God bless Tivo), and hunt down the marketing genius who came up with this tomb and choke them with a stack of CD jewel cases. They are quite sharp with they splinter.