Easter Sunday. It's a packed church. And this family is letting the kids scream. Never mind that your interrupting everyone. Never mind that it's unnerving to hear your child yell in a manner that says you're not in control. Never mind you're raising the child to be a bratty snot that expects everything and your catering and negotiations with this child is utter bullshit. Never mind, 'cause I'm going to drag you out and bludgeon you with my hard soled dress shoes, you insufferable bastard.