Friday, February 03, 2006

In America we have a rule. You start at the raw lettuce and work your way to the toppings at the salad bar. You don't start with lettuce, meander down to the cottage cheese, then come back up to the dressings and insert yourself back in the line with an "excuse me." You go with the flow. This stupid chick did this at lunch yesterday, causing about six people to wait for her, while she decided which dressing to use (she ultimately decided on two, because if your going to piss people off, excess is the only way to go). I think she deserves to be drown in that large vat of reduced-fat ranch. Stupid imbecile.