Friday, January 20, 2006

Turn signals. What is so difficult about using these? I am not psychic--if I was, I wouldn't be using my powers from the driver's seat of my 1997 Honda Civic, I'd be playing the stock market from a beach somewhere with lots of little drinks with umbrellas in them, wifey at my side, with boy occupied by a nanny. But alas, I'm stuck here behind you doing my best to determine your intentions. If you drive, but don't signal, I should be allowed to remove the signal stick from your steering wheel pillar and beat you senselessly about your noogle wiht it until you get the point.