People with multiple children who name them with "cutsie" patterns deserved to have their ears boxed. Not punched with fists, but removed an placed in large shipping containers delivered by DHL to disjoint points on the globe. Toni, Tami, Tina, Tess or Jimmy, Johnny, Jackie, Janie. Are we this desparate to apply alliteration from 4th grade English class? Ugh. They are different kids, give them different names you lumpkin. And don't get me started on George Foreman...