I log into my beatdownsubmission@gmail.com email address today and find the following important message:

Am Govan Shamah, a merchant in Cuba,I am suffering from esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

Serves ya right, you corn-fed spam-sending poor-English-usage rat bastard of a brush ape. I hope your medical experts crack your skull like I would if you were within striking distance.