Last night wifey, boy, and myself are at Applebee's (yes, we do eat out a lot, I'm too busy blogging and griping to cook *grin*). I finish off 3 glasses of water, and I saunter into the bathroom to use a stall. Some lumpkin of a doofus decided to leave an leftover tail from a shrimp in the stall on top of the toilet paper dispenser. This has me puzzled. Was he so hungry that he continued on eating while doing a bathroom drop? Why did he not throw the shrimp tail into the garbage--is this his one chance at demonstrating his creativity? I can only guess he had to finish and rush back to the table to continue eating. Either way, Homer Simpson here needs to have this leftover shrimp tail shoved into his left eye.