Extravagance can be fun. Some extravagance can be stupid however. Take, for example, the custom "motorcycle" built for media whore Paris Hilton, a $250,000 monstrosity of Swarovski crystals. I've checked my watch, it's clearly 20 minutes after the hour. Ms. Hilton, your 15 minutes of fame is up. The beatdown will commence at 30 minutes after the hour, so prepare yourself and your bizarre motorcycle for a return to obscurity.