Saturday, July 23, 2005

This weekend wifey, boy and myself are on a road trip. A road trip always produces instances of stupidity for documentation, and this trip hasn't disappointed thus far. We weren't 30 minutes out of our home town before we saw something worth sharing. I've seen plenty of idiots on the road doing things while driving (makeup, cell phones, etc.), but this one was special. We passed a guy who was shaving. He was not using an electric razor--sweet mother of milk of magnesia this rocket scientist was using a disposable BIC razor to shave while driving! I didn't catch if there was actual shaving cream involved, but I pictured him hitting a bump and there being chaos, which would have been nice if Mr. McNutjob here didn't hurt anyone but himself. He deserves to be pulled from his car and given a full body wax.