File this one under "outrageously spoiling children":

Yep, folks, what we discovered yesterday at the grocer was the above. Crustless bread. We've begun to spoil our children way too badly. I already have to live with the snot-nosed brats that sell me fast food that think they are so entitled and that they shouldn't have any sort of work ethic, and now we have parents buying their kids crustless bread.

If you are pamper and mollycoddle your children at the level where you are making them sandwiches with crustless bread, you deserve to be force fed a Shaquille O'Neil size 22 basketball shoe inside a split loaf of whole-wheat Wonderbread--WITH the crusts.