Thursday, June 09, 2005

If you drive a beautiful late model BMW 5-Series (something that puts my 8 year old 180,000 mile Civic to shame) and you have the utter distaste to defile the purity of the German interior with, of all things, a zebra print plush seat cover, you deserve to have the car turned over to me and you to be choked with the seat cover. At the junction of style and distate, there is your beatdown!