Courtesy of The Jeff:

If you get up to use the crapper while the plane is taxiing into the gate causing the pilot to stop the plane on the tarmac for 15 minutes while we all wait impatiently for you finish your business, you deserve to be water boarded with that blue toilet sludge and then thrown out of the plane at 36,000 feet so we don’t have to deal with your damn stupidity any longer!

Unbelievable, this lady gets up and spends seriously like 10 – 15 minutes in the bathroom while we all sit around and wait. The stewardesses were knocking on the door talking to her. The pilot announced that we could continue the remaining 200 yards to the gate as soon as everyone was in their seat. Really?? How dumb can you be?