If the automatic no-touch paper dispenser in your restaurant puts out exactly six inches of paper towels for me to dry after washing my hands, you deserve to be slapped in the face with my cold wet hands. I know the economy is tight but c'mon now.
Beat down, verbal abuse, or simply public humiliation is necessary for some of the blatant acts of stupidity one witnesses every day. Here I attempt to document such stupidity in its natural state.
If the automatic no-touch paper dispenser in your restaurant puts out exactly six inches of paper towels for me to dry after washing my hands, you deserve to be slapped in the face with my cold wet hands. I know the economy is tight but c'mon now.
Posted by Vo at 6:18 AM