Well, I'm back after wifey and I spent a few glorious days in Vegas, and let me tell you, that city provides enough fodder to keep this blog alive for weeks. Anytime you gets lots of people walking in close proximity, there's bound to be true stupidity. Case in point here is the moron who walks backwards. Yep, I'm talking about the person who takes a few steps forward, realizes that's not the direction he wants to be traveling in, then takes multiple steps backwards without looking. Hello, dingus! There's about 4000 people all in the 20 foot radius of you here in the casino. I watched this guy knock the drink out of the hand of the person walking behind him, and then shrug it off. This guy needs to be trampled by bulls. And we should all get to watch.