Monday, March 10, 2008

Continuing our slow path toward wrapping our kids in cellophane before sending them to school, a Mesa AZ high school decided to start enforcing their "no longer than 2 second hug rule." I'm happy to see the students protested. 2 seconds? I've seen high school teams jump up and down for 10 seconds after a victory hugging. What pro-chastity-belt moron came up with this rule? I suggest we find them and squeeze the living crap out of them.