Courtesy of The Jeff, another I.T. worker like me:

I was trying to get into my credit card account online. I received the redirect page "You have attempted to access this site during a planned maintenance time. You should be able to access your account later today." Who the hell has planned maintenance at 2:30 on a Monday afternoon?!

Vo: Dunno, J, but I think I'd like to work for them. We always seem to do our work at night and weekends. Until then, I say we take them out in the street and smack them with a 2X4 with a nail in it.