Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The biggest crap of the month: Virtue, a new perfume. I wish I could make this sort of stuff up:

“Virtue is really your relationship with God, Christ or Spiritual Self. The depth of that relationship is revealed in your behavior. Anything that enhances that relationship enhances your virtue. Virtue® perfume does that, by reminding you, through scent, to think of God and practice His presence.”
Give. Me. A. Freakin'. Break. Apparently it's half off it's suggest retail of $100-$120. So apparently virtue has a price, somewhat less than you'd pay on the street? (Vo snickers, thinking of the women in the revealing clothes with very tall heels). If you channel references to God into your cheesy product, you deserve a beatdown.