Monday, January 08, 2007

If you're that terminal type A, suit wearing, bluetooth headset yakking vertical ape who bowls me over entering as I exit the tram at the airport--the tram that you should really let empty before you haul ass into it since there's only one set of doors--you deserve to take my over sized carry-on filled will electronic battery chargers (heavy!) repeatedly creating blunt-force-trauma in your melon.