Continuing our beatdown category of "stuff Fido doesn't need," Molli Brands has now introduced bottled flavored water for your pet. That's right, now your little doggie can have Bacon Delight, Roasted Turkey, or Roasted Chicken flavored bottle water. After all, when Fido is done licking his privates he's got to wash it down with Beef Tenderloin bottled water. Seriously, if you're buying this stuff for your pet, YOU deserve to drink it. And you deserve a beatdown.