Okay, after several days off around the holiday, I'm back. I've got a cameraphone full of beatdowns, too, so expect some new ones!

Contributed by Licorice Whip, we have YABBD (yet another bathroom beat down):

If I am sitting there, engaged in an important transaction with the Bank of Vitreous China(http://www.unclejoes.com/toilets_urinals_for_less.htm) and you prop open the door and start cleaning the place as if I wasn't there, you deserve to have a free colonoscopy by my foot.