Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The maximum number of horn honks one should do in an outdoor mall to get the attention of people they intend to pick up is two. Two short honks. Not eight. No stopping in the middle of the road, either. I swear the two people to be picked up (self-rightous NFL-wife looking high-maintenance woman and her 6 year old son) were the only people who didn't notice all the honking from the Nissan. All involved deserve a Reebok to the jaw.