Friday, June 02, 2006

More watering of the concrete: Today I've got the day off. So, I don my rollerblades and head out skating. I pass a house that has a sprinkler cycling over the sidewalk. Normally I just drift through those and my wheels stay dry enough. Today, as I drift through, the sprinkler is timed just right and nails me in the front of my shorts, producing a lovely wet front that appears as if I've got a bladder problem. Nice. Once again, if you're watering the sidewalk expecting it to grow, you deserve to be drown in your own sprinkler.