Friday, June 09, 2006

I hate country music. I was raised around the stuff, and it just annoys the hell out of me. If it suits you, fine, but it's not for me. So, today I'm in some store and the lady next to me is humming along with some country song playing on the overhead loudspeaker system for background music. She looks at me, and says "don't cha just luvvvvv this song?" "Actually, no." "You don't?" "No, ma'am, I don't like country." "You don't like country?" She was flabbergasted. "No, it just doesn't appeal to me." She stands there dumbfounded, then says "I just can't imagine not liking country music." And I think to myself, I just can't imagine how fun it would be to lock her in a room with Slayer and the Three-6 Mafia playing on rotation at about 125 dB.