Caught on Main Street today:



Nope, the SUV in left lane didn't just appear out of thin air or in the middle the stores to the left. The dorkus-maxximus driving it actually took that monster which was parked in the space on the left hand side of the street, then did a 3 step forward/backward/forward U-turn in the middle of the road all while stopping traffic in both directions. I need a surface to surface missile to purge the gene pool of this moron. The passenger in the car deserves a beatdown for being along for the ride!