Drinking and driving. Ranch dressing and caramel. Dick Cheney and a shotgun. Some things just simply do not belong together. A prime example is a vehicle parked down the street from my house. It's a Mercedes SUV, black, and it's got country music stickers on the back window. Dixie Chicks, Keith Urban, etc. If you've got a Mercedes and you're putting country music stickers on it, you deserve to have your big hat and imported blue jeans combined into a large ball and have it stuffed down your throat. You cannot be yuppie and hick at the same time.