Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Courtesy of ~B in Michigan:

You deserve a solid beatdown right in the middle of your forehead if you have the audacity to blow your food stamp money on junk food and mountain dew, then complain to the cashier at the grocery store that you should get--and deserve--more money from the state. Believe me, she can't understand your need when your cell phone rings and you pull it out of the pocket of your leather jacket and chip one of your sculpted expensive nails, and complain to her. Take your Dorito's, Mountain Dew, frozen pizza's and lobster tails, and double stuff Oreo's and suck them through your text message files for a month when you run out of benefits, pal. I am tired of paying for your free ride.