I'll take mine with sprinkles--err, well, not those sorts of sprinkles: Continuing this week's apparent theme of people doing things that land them on the news, today we have a beatdown for the Dallas man who was convicted of putting fecal matter (yes, crap) on pastries at a grocery store. Perhaps this is the first legal account of militant Atkins? Nevertheless, the man was scheduled to be sentenced last week to 5 years in prison. I have a suggestion: We force feed him is own creation with a police baton (using any available orafice). This is beyond repulsive and this guy deserves any of his victims to line up and kick his ass personally.